Haul Away, Joe When I was a little boy my mother always told me. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! That if I did not kiss the girls my lips would grow all moldy. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! CHORUS: Weigh haul away, we'll haul for better weather. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! Weigh haul away, we'll haul away together. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! First I met a Yankee girl and she was fat and lazy. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! Then I met an Irish girl, she damn near drove me crazy. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! CHORUS King Louis was the king of France before the revolution. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! Then he got his head cut off and it spoiled his constitution. Weigh haul away, we'll haul away, Joe! CHORUS