Mary Mack Oh, there's a little girl and her name is Mary Mack. Make no mistake, she's the girl I'm gonna track. There's a lot of other fellows love to get her on her back, But I'm thinkin' that they'd have to get up early. CHORUS: Mary Mack's mother's making Mary Mack marry me. My mother's making me marry Mary Mack. I'm gonna marry Mary for my Mary's takin' care of me. We'll all be making marry when I marry Mary Mack. This little lass, she's got a lot of cash, She's got a lot of brass, and her father thinks I'm class. I'd be a silly ass for to let the matter pass, For her father thinks she suits me very fairly. CHORUS Now Mary and her mother go an awful lot together. In fact, you hardly ever see the one without the other. And people often wonder if it's Mary or her mother, Or the both of them together that I'm courtin'. CHORUS The wedding's on a Wednesday, and everything's arranged. Her name will soon be changed to mine, unless her mind is changed. From making the arrangements, I'm just about deranged. Marriage is an awful undertaking. CHORUS It's gonna be a grand affair, and grander than a faire. There's gonna be a coach and pair for every pair that's there. We'll dine upon the finest fare, I'm sure to get my share. And if I don't, well I'll be very much mistaken. CHORUS REPEAT CHORUS - DOUBLE SPEED